Monday, August 24, 2009

Why so Sirius?


Public Release: WPW's wholly-owned subsidiary, WPW Investment Funds, has taken an aggressive financial position in Sirius XM Corp. (Ticker: SIRI). WPW and its family of investors have taken a 13.2% ownership stake in the struggling satellite-entertainment corporation, purchasing shares at $.50.

One of WPW's esteemed partners, Bigfoot, brought this opportunity to the attention of the WPW family in an investment 'huddle.' In these huddles, the partners and high net worth clients of WPW investment funds deliberate important issues in the markets and potential investment opportunities. Although highly leveraged, WPW believes it will eventually flourish like Eytwoinch's pubic hair.

WPW gave this advice to our highest net-worth clients first, then our lower net worth (<$10MM), and now to you lemmings... Be grateful.

Noisewater

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